IN THE BEGINNING...

HAHA! They have foolishly allowed me access to the computer...Now, to take over the world!

Let's see, take over the world...take over the world... haha! Hmmm... How does one so fiendishly clever as myself best go about taking over the world....?!?

AHA! I have it! A plan so clever, so devious, so monstrously evil in it's conception that beings of lesser mind and punctuation would go MAD if they could percieve it, or even comprehend it! A plan so simple, and yet so desperatly brilliant and stupendously balefully wicked! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Now all I need is some peanut butter and three Eskimos...