Curses, foiled again!

I should have known not to leave Teddy K. unsupervised... anywhere.

Besides, how was I to know it was illegal to chug methyl-ethyl-keytone in public!! And who'd have guessed he'd DO it! Sheesh what a tard! I think I heard his liver laughing at me as he stumbled away.

Well, I won't let that minor setback set me back. Taking into account the current socio-political climate, I should be able to stir up some fundamentalist rabble to do my bidding.

Now all I need is some rope, a three toed sloth, and four copies of Jackie Collins latest bestseller...